A one David Meyers broke into a one Robert McNally’s house, looking to rape his daughter. He didn’t count on getting pwn3d to death:
Police responding to a call from the city’s northwest side about 3:20 a.m. found 64-year-old Robert McNally on the hallway floor with his arm around the neck of 52-year-old David T. Meyers, who was pronounced dead at the scene.
Police spokesman Sgt. Matthew Mount said Meyers had a heart condition and may have had a heart attack. An autopsy was planned.
I guess the autopsy is to figure out if Meyers was strangled by McNally or if he gave himself a heart attack trying to travel back in time and warn himself that he was about to make a horrible error. The police won’t say whether or not he brought a flux capacitor with him.
Police said Meyers was naked except for a mask and latex gloves and had entered the home through a window near the girl’s bedroom with rope, condoms and a knife. He was familiar with the home’s layout because it belonged to a relative, police said.
The girl awoke and screamed when she saw the man in her room, police said. The father responded and struggled with the intruder while the girl’s mother phoned 911.
I would like to point out two things here. 1) The mother did the right thing in calling the police. 2) The father is a champion of all that is man, not only because he protected his family, but read that part again and count how many weapons are mentioned. McNally, unarmed, attacked Meyers, armed with a knife, and came out victorious. Note also that while Meyers went to the morgue, there’s no mention of McNally’s wounds, so either he wasn’t hurt badly enough to mention or he wasn’t hurt at all.
Police did not anticipate any charges against McNally.
I should hope not.