Comic books now 11.8% more realistic

September 26, 2008

From now on, folks who swim the English Channel will be mocked for being unable to fly over it like this guy. He built his own rocket pack.  His name may or may not be Tony Stark.  The name Cliff Secord has also been mentioned.

All he needs now is a landing that doesn’t require a parachute.  As Captain America once said, “Parachutes are for girls.”